Well, while I was away at my meditation retreat, the mice played around with my blog. The blog hacking mice. A Fake Plastic Fish reader sent an email to let me know that my home page was redirecting to a suspicious phishing site. And isn’t it lucky I was sneaking peeks at my email while I was supposed to be avoiding communication with the outside world? I’m just saying.
The good news is that my WordPress fixer dude guy got on it right away and cleared out the malicious code, so we are back in business. The bad news is that the Discussion Forum had to go. He thinks that is where the security hole might have been since the software used to create that forum had not been updated in a very long time. So I need to find a replacement. Fortunately, all your posts are saved. Unfortunately, it’ll probably take me a while to get through all the other important items on my “To-Do” list and start working on it.
Anyway, that’s one exciting thing that happened for me this weekend, besides the meditating and all. I can’t wait to read the comments you left while I was gone and jump into the discussion you had behind my back. But in the meantime, here is the monthly plastic tally.
Plastic purchased before June 15 2007 and used up in the last month (0.8 oz):

We’ve discussed how Arya likes to eat plastic, right? (Sigh) Michael and I have done everything to try and keep the ends of the Venetian blind cords from ending up between her teeth, and finally we gave up and replaced them all. I’m trying not to think about where the missing pieces of plastic tassel ended up. Anyway, a little online research revealed wood and metal alternatives to plastic tassels. FixMyBlinds.com offers a few.
The wood ones seemed great to us, except they’re a buck a piece, and we have a lot of windows. Plus, after the mess both cats have made of our wood furniture, we thought it would be a little silly to invest in brand new wood tassels for them to gnaw up. The metal ones are hella expensive and come with a plastic ring to keep them from banging into the window, so those weren’t really an option for us either.
Finally Michael went out and picked up some cheap metal washers to attach to the ends. They’re heavy enough to keep the cords from flying around and light enough not to pose too much threat to the windows. The kitties love them, and everyone’s happy. We’ll replace them with wooden ones if/when we ever leave this apartment. It’s the very least we can do after the feline wreckage this apartment has been subjected to. (See? I’m conducting a little test right now to find out if my landlord reads Fake Plastic Fish.)


New plastic waste (4.7 oz):
Plastic cap from glass bottle of maple syrup. On the other hand, Whole Foods DOES sell maple syrup from a bulk container. So nowadays, we return our glass syrup bottle to refill at the store. And since the plastic cap actually broke, I created my own little stopper for the bottle, sanding down the sides of a wine cork so it would fit just right. I knew there was a reason I was saving all those corks, besides the fact that they make excellent cheap cat toys.![]()
Insomnia is my co-pilot too. I can’t tell you how much it helped me sleep when my husband and I replaced our mattress. It was a colossal pain because you can’t comparison shop for mattresses and if you choose something you later find is a bad fit returning them can be tough.
Other things that help me sleep is to cut out caffeinated beverages after 3pm. I stick to herbal tea. I drink mint and chamomile tea made from herbs from my garden if I’m having problems sleeping.
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Oh Lisa. If only it were as easy as replacing my mattress, I’d do it in a second. My problem is getting my butt onto the mattress in the first place. Maybe what I have is more properly called “sleep phobia.” I have to be so tired I’m falling off my chair before I am willing to get into bed. Has been like that for as long as I can remember. My partners have all just loved it. (sarcasm)
Have been off both caffeine and alcohol for about 7 months.
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I loved the link to learn about the sushi grass – very interesting! I also love how you made a stopper for your syrup bottle. I have had lids break and then just recycled the glass bottle now I have a way to make it last forever in my kitchen.
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I don’t know how you keep going!
I try to get my plastic garbage down, only to find it creeping up again. I’m starting to think the only way around the plastic problem is large scale legislation.
*depressed*
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Glad you are reducing your plastic consumption, but do you know what canola oil is? It is a genetically modified version of the rapeseed plant, so that the level of neurotoxin in it is considered “safe”. Canola actually comes from the words Canada Oil. I learned about and gave a presentation on this subject several years ago in my Genetics class.
Why not switch from canola to something else? I’d personally rather just use olive, sunflower, or coconut oil than the much more abundant soybean or canola oils. Aren’t there any others you can get that still save your plastic usage? I’d be thinking about not only the fish’s health but also my own. Shutting up now.
Tassles? Why not make your own? Simple- just go to a craft shop and buy some beads! I am guessing you can find some just about the right size. Of course there is nothing wrong with the fix you did either. Arya likes it!
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I saw a sign at our Whole Foods recently saying that they are going to start collecting corks for recycling. Have you seen anything like that in your area?
Sleep phobia is an excellent phrase! I am going to use it on my boyfriend, who does the exact same thing. Back when it hadn’t altered my sleep schedule yet, and I was happily snoring away by ten pm every night, I would often find him asleep at his desk, drooling on the keyboard. Now he will lay on the bed and read but not change into pajamas or take off his glasses until I make him.
Also thank you for the plastic window link. I hate those. We composted our shredded junk mail for a long time, and I still find little plastic shreds in my garden. It just doesn’t go away!
I have a question I know you’ve answered before, but I can’t find it now – which brand of tea has the plastic in the tea bags? Because this spring, turning the compost heap, I found some little ghost tea bags. Most of our tea bags compost, so they aren’t plastic – but I want to find out which ones don’t, so I don’t buy them again.
My kids’ school has started a green campaign to reduce the use of plastic around school. They’re asking kids who bring their lunch to school to use re-useable containers instead of plastic baggies. Apparently the usage has gone down significantly since the campaign started just a few months ago. If we teach our kids early, they’ll carry these good habits throughout their lives!
HIllary, our Whole Foods collects corks, too. But I don’t take mine there because they make great cat toys. Plus, you never know when you might actually need to cork something!
Rosa, I thought it was Mighty Leaf tea, but their site says their bags are biodegradable. I’m suspicious of that word, however. They don’t say what the tea bags are made from because they are “proprietary,” and the description “silken” only refers to how the bags feel but not what they’re made out of.
Anyway, I know that Celestial Seasonings tea bags are compostable and also they don’t come in individual packets, so that’s good. The only reason I don’t promote them on FPF is because of the shrink wrap around the box. Can you get bulk loose tea? That’s what I do, and I don’t have to worry about any packaging at all, including the bag.
I too experienced some weird stuff from your blog – some chart looking thing that claimed to know how much room was on my hard drive and so I didn’t try to email you or comment for a while. Just today though I experienced a weird error message (click ok message) that had weird code and then some note about Curvy Corners not being available. Or something. I should have written it down for you. It was after being on your BlogRoll page for a few minutes. Hope they can take care of the problem for you.
Amy, so sorry you got redirected to the spam site! That sucks. I hope you didn’t click on anything. It’s all fixed now.
The curvy corners thing is a different issue, so thank you for reminding me of it. It’s not hackery, and it’s not dangerous for you. Curvy Corners is a little program that is supposed to make box corners look rounded in Internet Explorer, because IE, unlike Firefox, does not interpret CSS codes properly (don’t worry if you don’t know what that means.) But it’s not working properly, and I don’t have the time to figure out why it’s not working properly, so I’m just going to remove it and let those with IE see sharp corners instead of curvy ones.
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No – I didn’t click through – but I was paranoid for a bit…
Ah – curvy corners. No problem then. Technology is such a double edged sword, isn’t it? Thanks Beth. Your website has been a great inspiration for me. There are lots out there (as the aformentioned blogroll page shows) but you strike just the right tone that keeps me inspired, not scolded or hopeless. Round or square box corners no matter.
about the curvy corners, I haven’t looked at your code, but I have curved corners on my website and they work fine in IE, so it’s doable. I use image backgrounds for the corners (you can use one image that’s a circle), I assume you’re using the “border-radius” property?
about the pill bottles, I was wondering if you could ask your pharmacy to special order you some glass medicine bottles (maybe if you paid the price difference), but it still sucks that they can’t refill them. even glass bottles have to be manufactured and shipped (probably in plastic) and everything.
I love the kitty picture! my cat loves the tassels too but I try to hide them from him. does your cat eat the string too?
Hi Claire. Yeah, I thought I was in heaven when I discovered border-radius because I hate having to make images for the corners of my boxes and then figure out how to put all the pieces together. It’s irritating to me that IE refuses to understand border-radius, so I’ll just let the corners be square in IE. It’s the content that matters, right? :-)
Plus, I think the images load more slowly.
Oh, and no, the kitties don’t seem to chew on the cords. So now, with the metal washers, we can leave the cords down and let them play with them all they want. It makes them happy. And we don’t have to worry about hiding tassels up high, which is hard for me because I am short and have to stand on a chair to put them beyond kitty reach.
Nice idea about glass bottles, but I seriously doubt Kaiser would be into it. I can’t pick my pharmacy.
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Beth, I haven’t seen you post this song before, but it is the perfect song for you!
OMG, I totally posted that song!
Here: http://fakeplasticfish.com/2010/04/youtube-presents-bags-bottles/
And here: http://fakeplasticfish.com/multi-media/
LOVE that video.
B.
Glad to see people remember about the plastic element in tea bags as it seems to be me who first raised it when I discovered hundreds of “ghosts” in my wormer.
It may not be possible to make definitive statements about teabags because tea bag manufacturers are provided with the paper from third parties.
All you can do is write to your favourite tea’s manufacturer and ask. In some cases I have found that their customer services staff do not know the full truth.
They may say that their bags are compostable but (in the UK at least) they can claim that if a substance is 95% or greater compostable, then it can legally be described as compostable. This does not mean that there will not be a residue which won’t break down. As the plastic in many teabags is about 3% of the fibre then a simple query to the manufacturers may get a misleading answer.
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Beth, Thank you so much for all the info.You’ve really encouraged me to cut out the plastic! I’ll be switching cat litters soon. I’m so glad you fixed the site. I too had the lovely experience of spam this weekend. Luckily, I panicked and didn’t click on anything. My real reason for commenting is the canola oil. There has been a lot of research and info posted in the last few years about how unnatural canola is. There is no “canola” plant. We have switched to olive oil for most oil needs. I use EVOO when I’m not cooking it and regular olive oil for cooking, coconut oil for frying or browning.
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